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Aussie
24-09-2005, 04:20 PM
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http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/aussie-nintendo/Pic0.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/aussie-nintendo/Pic1.jpg
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EDGE magazine

Haver
24-09-2005, 05:31 PM
Can't wait.

:)

Choze
24-09-2005, 07:39 PM
Jeux-france have high res scans. Epic's UT 2006 will wipe the floor with this.

Epic's engine is mostly optimized for pcs and the next gen consoles should really be surpassing it.

Caris
25-09-2005, 09:02 PM
FUCKING HELLL!!!! This has shaped up Soooo much since E3 ithink this f=game will easly be the best FPS ever, its started to have the feel from the N64 back to wich is awsome.

Charlie
25-09-2005, 11:21 PM
FUCKING HELLL!!!! This has shaped up Soooo much since E3 ithink this f=game will easly be the best FPS ever, its started to have the feel from the N64 back to wich is awsome.

How do yo uknow this before you've played it.

(I really want it to be an amazing game, but PD on the N64 was such a good game, I just don't think this can live up to it's name)

Choze
25-09-2005, 11:28 PM
PD on n64 was a letdown. Especially the alien levels, modes and unfun multiplayer. Alot of people prefer to skip PD and remember Goldeneye.

harribo
25-09-2005, 11:47 PM
Choze how dare you say that about Perfect Dark especially the bit about unfun multiplayer.

Choze
26-09-2005, 12:10 AM
Choze how dare you say that about Perfect Dark especially the bit about unfun multiplayer.

Goldeneye was better ask anyone. Perfect Dark is more like Timesplitters. Lots of options but little that are actually fun. I like the idea of many players. 64 players is so damn good in BF2 it should be great here. It wont top BF2 ofcourse since that game is ground up multiplayer.

Retro_Link
26-09-2005, 12:25 AM
Goldeneye was better IMO, but i also loved Perfect Dark; especially the 2 player co-op!!

As for Perfect Dark Zero; from what i've seen (obviously i've never played the game so can't be sure) i would say appears to be missing alot of the feeling of the N64 original; it seems very similar in style to Halo.

Bowser.Vs.FWNT
26-09-2005, 01:32 AM
ding dong! it looks great hope it's ready for Launch.

rokhed00
26-09-2005, 01:33 AM
Here's a couple of videos of PDZ in action.

http://rapidshare.de/files/5534990/pdz1.MOV.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/5535073/pdz2.MOV.html

looks pretty good to me, even if the videos not the best quality.

Cubechris
26-09-2005, 02:27 AM
I hear this has been delayed till Christmas, any truth?

Aussie
26-09-2005, 09:40 AM
Perfect Dark Zero : Movies

First Single-Player Campaign Movies :

MOVIE 1 : 6.05 MB (http://movies.teamxbox.com/xbox360/pdz/pdz_02_sfx_gameplay.wmv) - MOVIE 2 : 12.7 MB (http://movies.teamxbox.com/xbox360/pdz/pdz_03_animations.wmv)

Multiplayer Movies

MOVIE 1 : 7.17 MB (http://movies.teamxbox.com/xbox360/pdz/pdz_04_mpsnowtower.wmv) - MOVIE 2 : 9.20 MB (http://movies.teamxbox.com/xbox360/pdz/pdz_05_mpjungle.wmv) - MOVIE 3 : 1.14 MB (http://movies.teamxbox.com/xbox360/pdz/pdz_01_mpmenu.wmv)

Teamxbox (http://news.teamxbox.com/xbox/9343/Perfect-Dark-Zero-Movies-New-Info/)

Cheapshot
26-09-2005, 09:46 AM
Jeux-france have high res scans. Epic's UT 2006 will wipe the floor with this.

Epic's engine is mostly optimized for pcs and the next gen consoles should really be surpassing it.

You should see it running first; the textures and bumpmapping are the best i've ever seen in a videogame.

Charlie
26-09-2005, 11:28 AM
PD on n64 was a letdown. Especially the alien levels, modes and unfun multiplayer. Alot of people prefer to skip PD and remember Goldeneye.

You're an idiot. "unfun multiplayer"? PD's multiplayer is one of the best ever made.

noobChris, I wouldn't be surprised if it has been delayed. But Christmas isn't that far away from the 360 launch, it could only be delayed a couple of weeks at the most...

Choze
26-09-2005, 02:10 PM
You should see it running first; the textures and bumpmapping are the best i've ever seen in a videogame.

Yeah looks alot better. At least itd not ugly now. Also its called parallax mapping not bump mapping. Standard stuff on pcs now. Rare clearly arent pushing the graphics boundaries anymore. Polygonal detail is lacking in the videos, one of the pipes in the city video was cuboid shapped lol. Kameo is much more impressive looking.

You're an idiot. "unfun multiplayer"? PD's multiplayer is one of the best ever made.

noobChris, I wouldn't be surprised if it has been delayed. But Christmas isn't that far away from the 360 launch, it could only be delayed a couple of weeks at the most...


Shame no one cared for PD then ;) Most just kept playing Goldeneye or moved onto PC fps like Unreal Tournament at the time which were far superior. PD just had too many issues. I was pretty let down by it.

Jordan
26-09-2005, 03:06 PM
Hey Choze? Sony are here with a bunch of pre-rendered videos and they are wanting their weekly penis service.

Cheapshot
26-09-2005, 03:17 PM
Hey Choze? Sony are here with a bunch of pre-rendered videos and they are wanting their weekly penis service.

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha! :lmao:

rokhed00
26-09-2005, 03:23 PM
Hey Choze, do Sony prefer anal or oral?

Johelian
26-09-2005, 03:40 PM
Im surprised some of you can talk with Nintendos cock in your mouths.* :indeed:

I hear this has been delayed till Christmas, any truth?
Its been confirmed for launch by MS.


*probably stolen from someone else - in which case, cheers!

Cheapshot
26-09-2005, 04:03 PM
Yeah looks alot better. At least itd not ugly now. Also its called parallax mapping not bump mapping. Standard stuff on pcs now. Rare clearly arent pushing the graphics boundaries anymore. Polygonal detail is lacking in the videos, one of the pipes in the city video was cuboid shapped lol. Kameo is much more impressive looking.


You actually checked for the polygon count of individual pipes?! :hmm:

It looks pretty damn swish to me anyway and probably to others that are sane.

Im surprised some of you can talk with Nintendos cock in your mouths.* :indeed:

What gave you the incentive to say that may I ask?

Johelian
26-09-2005, 04:23 PM
What gave you the incentive to say that may I ask?

Perhaps its the fact that some people are always want to bring the topic around to cock-sucking - "OMG! Choze has teh Sonys cock in his mouth!!1". All the while convieniently ignoring the fact that their own mouths may not be unsullied.

While I dont condone Chozes behaviour, I find this highly ironic.

Haver
26-09-2005, 05:00 PM
Just add him to your ignore list.

Jordan
26-09-2005, 05:02 PM
What? Choze jumps more band wagons than the average hillbilly. If i remember rightly before all this PS3 crap he was on MS's side, prior to that he worshiped Nintendo.

Aussie
04-10-2005, 03:34 PM
new images of Perfect Dark Zero from X05

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/aussie-nintendo/PDZ-pic1.jpg http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/aussie-nintendo/PDZ-pic2.jpg http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/aussie-nintendo/PDZ-pic3.jpg http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/aussie-nintendo/PDZ-pic4.jpg http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/aussie-nintendo/PDZ-pic5.jpg http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/aussie-nintendo/PDZ-pic6.jpg http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/aussie-nintendo/PDZ-pic7.jpg

kav82
04-10-2005, 04:03 PM
Well I think it looks great! I LOVED Perfect Dark on the N64, hope it doesn't stray from the "feel" of the first!

I'd say Goldeneye and Perfect Dark were on par with each other!

Stocka
04-10-2005, 04:09 PM
Looks fantastic, I want it more everytime I see it, I think I may end up getting it.

Wesley
04-10-2005, 04:58 PM
How the fuck am I suppost to read it?

DiemetriX
04-10-2005, 05:34 PM
Perfect Dark Zero : Movies

First Single-Player Campaign Movies :

MOVIE 1 : 6.05 MB (http://movies.teamxbox.com/xbox360/pdz/pdz_02_sfx_gameplay.wmv) - MOVIE 2 : 12.7 MB (http://movies.teamxbox.com/xbox360/pdz/pdz_03_animations.wmv)

Multiplayer Movies

MOVIE 1 : 7.17 MB (http://movies.teamxbox.com/xbox360/pdz/pdz_04_mpsnowtower.wmv) - MOVIE 2 : 9.20 MB (http://movies.teamxbox.com/xbox360/pdz/pdz_05_mpjungle.wmv) - MOVIE 3 : 1.14 MB (http://movies.teamxbox.com/xbox360/pdz/pdz_01_mpmenu.wmv)

Teamxbox (http://news.teamxbox.com/xbox/9343/Perfect-Dark-Zero-Movies-New-Info/)

Dissapointing :(
PD on 64 was better than goldeneye.
I realy hope this game shapes up to be as good as we all want.

Owen
04-10-2005, 06:33 PM
Looks GREAT! Still don't think it will be a European launch title, or a launch title in USA come to think of it!

Definately nearer Xmas this will be released (16th December), as IGN keep saying it's not finished, it doesn't look ready, blah blah!

:indeed:

Aimless
04-10-2005, 08:06 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/aussie-nintendo/PDZ-pic3.jpg
Question: Since when did maligned, world-dominating corporations hire midgets to fight their battles for them? Or perhaps the other guy is a giant. Either way, there's an obvious lack of height descrimination. Yay?

Whatever you do, don't watch IGN's X'05 PD:Z footage. It will take your hopes and crush them. Crush them!

Haver
04-10-2005, 08:25 PM
Whatever you do, don't watch IGN's X'05 PD:Z footage. It will take your hopes and crush them. Crush them!

Quoted for truth.

Colin
04-10-2005, 09:50 PM
Just watched that Animation video above, and I have to say the death animations look naff.

You've got your physics there of course, but there's no weight in the limbs or the death animation as a whole.

There was some very nice texturing in the first video though, especially when the player focused on the brick wall as there was some very good depth to the texture..............very realistic.

Other than that though, it all seems a bit underwhelming, but Rare have got about another month and a half tops to iron out any flaws in which they see need tweaking.

Mr. Bananagrabber
04-10-2005, 10:18 PM
Looks good but horribly flawed. I hope Rare sort it out.

Jordan
04-10-2005, 10:27 PM
Oh Rare... why don't you just ask for some more time?

dazzybee
04-10-2005, 10:31 PM
Why does everyone have to have cocks in their mouths!? And how do Sony and NIntendo have cocks? If you're being metaphorical then please be more imaginative! :)

Game looks great in stills, average in motion. Perfect Dark was amazing though maybe a little too powerful for its own good, my N64 was busting at its seems everytime I played the thing!!

Now Kameo......That games looks incredible - ive been excited about this game ever since its first inception!! This game, more than Perfect Dark, but along with Pro Evo could make me get a 360!!!

When do people think the first reviews will start popping up? Any first impressions on Kameo from anywhere!?

TysOnToast
04-10-2005, 10:50 PM
Stop all the cockisms.

Back on topic, the Kameo screens look awesome. Hopefully when my friend buys his Xbox 360 and Kameo I'll be able to play it.

laura_inthesky
04-10-2005, 11:05 PM
the main complaints from IGN were that the framerate was slow and controls felt sluggish, doesnt seem so bad to me as they assured IGN the framerate would be locked down to 30fps on release and it sounds to me like the problem was the sensitivity needed to be increased. I doubt rare bothered putting control options like that into the X05 demos.

laura_inthesky
04-10-2005, 11:20 PM
sorry to double post but...
over 3 mins of PD gameplay (http://www.xboxyde.com/news_2089_en.html)

This has completly restored my faith in Perfect Dark and Rare! :D

Aussie
05-10-2005, 01:09 AM
2 brand new Movies of Perfect Dark Zero Movie 1 (http://d55.yousendit.com/E/0F9AB9QAT84RP10H7IM8WFYKW2/Perfect_Dark_Zero_1.wmv) , Movie 2 (http://d50.yousendit.com/E/08B9DBL3C0LCP1JOXTTH9VN61G/Perfect_Dark_Zero_2.wmv)

Too Human - Part 1 (video) (http://downloads.advancedmn.com/~media/games/toohuman1/toohuman-001.wmv)
Source : Advancedmn.com

X05 Press Conference Audio (http://downloads.advancedmn.com/~media/x05/x05_pressconference.wma)
Source : Advancedmn.com

More XBox 360 Movies like -> Condemned Criminal Origins , Crackdown , GEARS of War , Kameo , Mass Effect , MotoGP Ultimate , Peter Jackson' S King Kong , Project Gotham Racing 3 , Tom Clancy' S Splinter Cell 4. from X05 : GO HERE - > JeuxFrance (http://translate.google.com/translate?sourceid=navclient-menuext&hl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ejeux%2Dfrance%2Ecom%2F)

PRESS RELEASE

Joanna Dark returns in the Xbox 360-exclusive "Perfect Dark Zero," the prequel to the international award-winning and multimillion-selling first-person shooter "Perfect Dark" from famed game developer Rare Ltd. A secret war has begun between shadowy corporations bent on world domination. Joanna Dark and her father, Jack, are caught up in the fight for the planet's future. A routine bounty hunting mission rips open a global conspiracy that will change Joanna's destiny — forever.

Players must guide Joanna Dark on her journey to become the Perfect Agent. Featuring a compelling and captivating story, "Perfect Dark Zero" plunges players into a world of corporate espionage and conspiracy. "Perfect Dark Zero" merges the excitement and intrigue of its predecessor with revolutionary game design, online play and amazing graphics to deliver an experience that defines next-generation gaming and entertainment.

Features :

Engrossing single-player action. Brought to life in startling high- definition, "Perfect Dark Zero" challenges players to guide Joanna Dark on her journey to become the Perfect Agent. A fully interactive world, beautiful graphics and breathtaking special effects combine with Xbox Live functionality to provide players with a one-of-a-kind, single-player experience.

Gripping, action-packed story line. Players assume the role of Perfect Agent Joanna Dark in a gripping story set years before the original "Perfect Dark," where the action in this sci-fi thriller centers on espionage, conspiracy and a mysterious global conflict.

Unparalleled online play via Xbox Live. "Perfect Dark Zero" delivers unprecedented online action and flexibility, supporting upward of 32 players online. "Perfect Dark Zero" includes fully scalable environments and complete Xbox Live support with tournaments, rankings and more.

Extraordinary variety of gameplay options. Players can choose between a story-driven single-player campaign and various multiplayer options including four-player split screen and cooperative action for infinite replayability.

Massive arsenal of weapons, gadgets and vehicles. "Perfect Dark Zero" will feature many of the classic weapons and gadgets from the original game, as well as countless additions. Combat-enabled vehicles including jetpacks and hovercrafts will also be available to players in "Perfect Dark Zero.

Jordan
05-10-2005, 07:51 AM
sorry to double post but...
over 3 mins of PD gameplay (http://www.xboxyde.com/news_2089_en.html)

This has completly restored my faith in Perfect Dark and Rare! :D

Wow, just wow. That looks really bloody good actually.

Bowser.Vs.FWNT
05-10-2005, 08:09 AM
new images of Perfect Dark Zero from X05
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/aussie-nintendo/PDZ-pic7.jpg


By the way in this image you can see all thoses pieces falling off the red dude.Thats his armor it falls off enemys to indicate how much Health they have left. Looks abit weird but might be a nice little feature.

ViPeR
05-10-2005, 08:23 AM
Any confirmed prices for game and console yet? I'm temtped to get one for PD but i'm not if GAMEs' prices are any near correct. £50 for a game, sod off. It's not the N64 days...

Jordan
05-10-2005, 08:40 AM
£50 yes...
1, development costs are going through the roof.
2, the new DVD9's hold much more data, price goes up.
3, They can charge what they want at the end of the day, people are still going to buy them.

ViPeR
05-10-2005, 08:42 AM
£50 yes...
1, development costs are going through the roof.
2, the new DVD9's hold much more data, price goes up.
3, They can charge what they want at the end of the day, people are still going to buy them.

Personally I can't afford that kind of pricing. Looks like i'm fucked next-gen then :no:

laura_inthesky
05-10-2005, 05:36 PM
gameplays games are all around the £39.99 mark

kav82
06-10-2005, 01:52 PM
anyone seen the new perfect dark trailer?

it's a well put together trailer i can say that much, a definate purchase for me!

http://www.gametrailers.com/player.php?id=7973&type=mov

Aussie
07-10-2005, 03:36 AM
Perfect Dark Zero - Brand new video from X05

QT - 26.8 MB (no sound) (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=7984&type=mov&f=) , WM - 25.1 MB (no sound) (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=7984&type=wmv&f=)

Gametrailers (http://www.gametrailers.com/gamepage.php?id=2184)

Project Gotham Racing 3 - Brand new video from X05

QT - 51.9 MB (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=7982&type=mov&f=) , WM - 56.9 MB (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=7982&type=wmv&f=)

Gametrailers (http://www.gametrailers.com/gamepage.php?id=1648)

Shorty
07-10-2005, 04:29 AM
£50 yes...
1, development costs are going through the roof.
2, the new DVD9's hold much more data, price goes up.
3, They can charge what they want at the end of the day, people are still going to buy them.

I think your third point is the most valid :p and the actual media still costs next to nothing to mass produce...

Rolf
07-10-2005, 04:39 AM
Personally I can't afford that kind of pricing. Looks like i'm fucked next-gen then :no:You could always get an affordable console. Like, say, the Revolution?

Retro_Link
07-10-2005, 09:37 AM
anyone seen the new perfect dark trailer?

it's a well put together trailer i can say that much, a definate purchase for me!

http://www.gametrailers.com/player.php?id=7973&type=mov
That looked really great!!

I don't think her voice was the best, it didn't really seem to suit her IMO (but maybe that's because she's quite abit younger).

I notice however that they featured alot on the city levels and less on the jungle etc... levels.
IMO the city levels manage to retain the feel of the original Perfect Dark, whereas a number of the new areas seem to lack that same feel;
i think this is the only problem i have with the game really!

Caris
07-10-2005, 10:00 AM
How do yo uknow this before you've played it.

(I really want it to be an amazing game, but PD on the N64 was such a good game, I just don't think this can live up to it's name)

Well, the graphics are loads better and the new image of joanna dark is cool so there! :p

Choze
07-10-2005, 01:48 PM
So Far this game looks pretty bad. I'd rather stick to PC FPS. :awesome:

Hey Choze? Sony are here with a bunch of pre-rendered videos and they are wanting their weekly penis service.

You're silly MS are using alot more prerendered footage than Sony.

Maxi678
07-10-2005, 02:07 PM
PDZ is looking like a good game, but Rare have yet to produce anything decent on MS systems. Conker Live and Reloaded was basically a remade version of Conkers Bad Fur Day on the N64 so that game don't count.

Gameplay wise, yes it does look and feel good.

DiemetriX
07-10-2005, 02:39 PM
:( i hope it playes as well as it looks..

Not impresed by any of the videos so far..
I'm probably getting the game anyway.

rokhed00
07-10-2005, 04:23 PM
Rare have yet to produce anything decent on MS systems. Conker Live and Reloaded was basically a remade version of Conkers Bad Fur Day on the N64 so that game don't count.

Why, because it fucks up your theory?

Aimless
07-10-2005, 04:33 PM
PDZ is looking like a good game, but Rare have yet to produce anything decent on MS systems. Conker Live and Reloaded was basically a remade version of Conkers Bad Fur Day on the N64 so that game don't count.
Am I the only one who enjoyed Grabbed by the Ghoulies?

Aussie
08-10-2005, 04:32 AM
Perfect Dark Zero (AND) PDZero Limited Edition
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/aussie-nintendo/PerfectDarkZero.jpg http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/aussie-nintendo/PerfectDarkZeroLimitedEdition.jpg

brand new Movies

X05 Cam Gameplay
Video straight from X05 (QT - 29.5 MB (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=7944&type=mov&f=)) - (WM - 29.2 MB (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=7944&type=wmv&f=))

X05 Trailer
Operations control everything (QT - 5.5 MB (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=7973&type=mov&f=)) - (WM - 5.1 MB (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=7973&type=wmv&f=))

X05 Cam Gameplay 2
Showdown at the parking garage (QT - 7.6 MB (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=7983&type=mov&f=)) - (WM - 7.5 MB (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=7983&type=wmv&f=))

X05 Cam Gameplay 2 HD
Showdown at the parking garage (QT - 26.8 MB (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=7984&type=mov&f=)) - (WM - 25.1 MB (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=7984&type=wmv&f=))

X05 Cam Demo
Take cover (QT - 29 MB (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=7996&type=mov&f=)) - (WM - 29.8 MB (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=7996&type=wmv&f=))

X05 Cam Demo HD
Take cover (QT - 89.9 MB (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=7997&type=mov&f=)) - (WM - 87.7 MB (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=7997&type=wmv&f=))

X05 Cam Trailer 2
X05 presentation trailer (QT - 8.8 MB (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=7998&type=mov&f=)) - (WM - 9.1 MB (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=7998&type=wmv&f=))

X05 Cam Trailer 2 HD
X05 presentation trailer (QT - 27.4 MB (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=7999&type=mov&f=)) - (WM - 26.8 MB (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=7999&type=wmv&f=))

GAMETRAILERS (http://www.gametrailers.com/gamepage.php?id=2184)

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Click on the image below to take you to Prfect Dark Zero Microsite : web site

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/aussie-nintendo/b2.jpg (http://www.perfectdarkzero.com/PerfectDarkZeroCom/Microsite/en-us/shell.html)

Click on the image below to take you to Full Prfect Dark Zero : web site

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http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/aussie-nintendo/PDZ.gif : FHM.com Interview

What (virtual) dreams are made of... FHM chats to lithe, leather-clad agent JOANNA DARK

When we peruse the honey CVs for prospective FHM shoots, we usually know pretty much what to expect. A year or so illuminating a grimy soap opera, maybe. Perhaps a couple of number one singles surrounded by a bevy of similarly fit mates. Usually gravity-defying, pendulous norks that prove beyond a doubt that God exists. So we were nothing if not impressed by the resumé of this month’s special cover star, Joanna Dark. No RADA-trained thespian antics for our lass, or weekly whittling down by smug no-marks on some prime time TV pop compo. No, Joanna’s spent the last few years schlepping around the world, first as a freelance bounty hunter and now as a Perfect Agent with the Carrington Institute, going toe-to-toe with the kind of scum the local police prefer to let slip under their radar. And (bear with us here) seeing as it’s the year 2020, she fills her spare time playing the odd, high-risk game of deathmatch – she’s a big fan of the Seattle Slayers – rock-climbing, parkour and grav boarding: a cross between surfing and skateboarding, only hovering slightly above the ground. And a bit more dangerous. But bless her, a life of bullet-dodging and taking down desperados doesn’t seem to have done much lasting damage, in fact quite the opposite, it’s left her pert, cute, and very, very bendy. As good credentials as any to qualify for an FHM shoot. Plus of course, as you can see, a couple of big guns that any man would like to get their hands on.

So first up, what’s been your hairiest assignment to date?

This photo shoot for sure! I had trouble hiding my flashbangs. And surrounded by men under all those lights, damn, I got so hot!

At what age did you lose your virginity?

You know the last man who asked me that question had to drink his food through a straw for six months. Let’s stick to business, okay…

Er, sure. So talking of chaps, what do you look for in a man?

Usually his weakest point – eyes, throat, groin.

Cripes! How would you describe your fighting style?

Keen. I’m always ready to go one-on-one. I like to improvise but I can play rough-and-ready too.

Working these days as a spy, have you ever dabbled in any Mata Hari-style antics?

Well, things are a little different in 2020, but poledancing lessons are standard training for all recruits these days. There was this one time where I had to infiltrate a Caribbean hideaway where they were holding an all-female beach volleyball tournament. One of the girls was there to take out the host, but we didn’t know which one. I had to get to know them personally, go undercover and… oops! I think I’ve said too much. That mission was probably classified.

When you’re off killin’ do you select your undies for comfort, or for effect? You never know, you could get knocked down by a bus...

…Or attacked by dropship or chased by jetpacks, yeah I know. With all the kit I have to carry, I find underwear gets in the way. I go commando.

Brilliant! Describe your personal style for us…

Dress to kill.

So what sort of thing makes you grumpy?

I don’t know… running out of ammo? Taking two shots to drop someone when one would do?

Do you believe Elvis is still alive?

Sure! He’s alive and singing with the aliens isn’t he?

Wasn’t Roswell a failed attempt to abduct The King?

The guy who first photographed Elvis took the photos of the alien autopsies, that’s no coincidence.

What car do you drive?

I used to drive a dataDyne G-Class, y’know the VTOL version with the dropfoils, but I lost it when I had to ram-raid my way into a target’s penthouse suite. No one ever called me subtle. I’m big into classic cars. Right now I’m driving a Porsche Carrera GT. Of course I’ve made a few modifications, but that’s classified. If you see me in the rear view mirror, get out of the way sharpish…

What’s your favourite gadget?

My locktopus – I take it everywhere with me. It’s great for picking locks and generally getting me in all sorts of trouble.

Nice. What heat are you currently packing?

My Magsec for comfort, but out of everything in my armoury, you can’t beat the Shockwave. It’s one hell of a rifle. It’s got an X-ray scope, from a click away you can see every last bone you’re about to break.

Who’s the sexiest woman in the world?

You’re looking at her! Okay, I’m kidding. But I’ve made the cover of FHM so I must be in with a chance!

Finally, what’s your dog of choice?

Why, you wanna be my bitch?

Kinda. FHM

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/aussie-nintendo/global-joanna.jpg http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/aussie-nintendo/b1.jpg

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Noku
10-10-2005, 04:05 PM
Shite...

As a - still avid - fan of the original, I have to say I'm absolutely gutted just by watching the trailers & gameplay mpeg's.

They've americanized the franchise... Gone is the British accent, gone is the suspense... Say hello to Halo clone no. 196875436... "only this time... it's personal"... really hurts my heart to laugh...

Even though it'll probably (or at least hopefully) have some of the gameplay grandeur of the original, let's face it: Rare isn't as "rare" a developer as it was back in the days.

Retro_Link
10-10-2005, 04:42 PM
I may have to change my mind on this game!

After watching this very cinematic-trailer-like movie i thought the game looked really good ( http://www.gametrailers.com/player.php?id=7973&type=mov )!

However after watching some more gameplay movies, i'm not liking it at all;

- 'showdown at the carpark' -
I didn't think it was possible for Rare to make the game so far removed from the original, but this was absolutely shocking!! Joanna looks terrible, the clothes, the setting, the games over brightness (the original was dark and moody), this whole scene with the punks on motornikes! This isn't Shenmue!!

Also i watched the advert for the game and that's terible too!

What is with Joannas cartoon like look?? it makes her not really fit in with the rest of the game! and the settings and overall wierd colours and brightness of the game aren't good!

Stocka
10-10-2005, 04:48 PM
http://www.jeux-france.com/Webmasters/Images/40611320051010_171616_1_big.jpg
http://www.jeux-france.com/Webmasters/Images/40611320051010_171615_0_big.jpg

kav82
10-10-2005, 08:54 PM
Over at IGN in the 360 section the 2 Xbox 360 editors say it's a "love it or hate it" game!

One that shouldn't be compared to Halo!

Sounds like it is a little "far-removed" from the original!

Wesley
10-10-2005, 11:31 PM
That FHM thing is fucking sad.

A decent game and character has turned into some sort of geeky Lara Croft style sex idol and it's just fucking pethetic.

Sexual Chocolate
11-10-2005, 12:25 PM
Microsoft will have paid megabucks for Ms Dark to be on the cover, Lara Croft kinda did it on her own if you get my drift.

Aussie
11-10-2005, 01:39 PM
Memory Unit
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/aussie-nintendo/MemoryUnit.jpg
Universal Remote
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/aussie-nintendo/UniversalRemote.jpg
Wired Controller
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/aussie-nintendo/WiredController.jpg
Wireless Adapter
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/aussie-nintendo/WirelessAdapter.jpg
Wireless Controller
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/aussie-nintendo/WirelessController.jpg
Wireless Controller Side
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/aussie-nintendo/WirelessControllerSide.jpg
xbox365 (http://www.xbox365.com/news.cgi?id=GGuLLHNPLH10101029)

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Caris
11-10-2005, 03:33 PM
How can you guys say this game dsnt look that good!, this game looks like a halo beater for sure and the graphics are twice as good as half life 2! the atmosphere is there as well i cant wait!

Charlie
11-10-2005, 04:46 PM
How can you guys say this game dsnt look that good!, this game looks like a halo beater for sure and the graphics are twice as good as half life 2! the atmosphere is there as well i cant wait!

Graphics don't make games. It might look like a Halo beater, but until we've played.

Retro_Link
11-10-2005, 06:04 PM
How can you guys say this game dsnt look that good!, this game looks like a halo beater for sure and the graphics are twice as good as half life 2! the atmosphere is there as well i cant wait!
Have you watched any of the gameplay movies that have been posted in this thread?
In some of them the game looks simply terribly and NOTHING (NOTHING) like the original!
Just watch 'showdown at the carpark'!

kav82
11-10-2005, 10:23 PM
Have you watched any of the gameplay movies that have been posted in this thread?
In some of them the game looks simply terribly and NOTHING (NOTHING) like the original!
Just watch 'showdown at the carpark'!

URGH! I shudder at the thought of watchin that vid again! :(

Caris
11-10-2005, 10:43 PM
Have you watched any of the gameplay movies that have been posted in this thread?
In some of them the game looks simply terribly and NOTHING (NOTHING) like the original!
Just watch 'showdown at the carpark'!

Nah i kept my eyes shut on them :s, course i have and it looks amazing!, the game play looks class! and the way she can peak round corners is a nifty little thing to, i personally think it looks amazing.

Charlie
11-10-2005, 11:52 PM
and the way she can peak round corners is a nifty little thing to, i personally think it looks amazing.

The only good thing about that is you can see the bulge in her chest when it goes into third-person (that is this game?).

Hentai 3D :grin:

kav82
12-10-2005, 01:01 AM
Well IGN have posted more gameplay impressions

http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/657/657501p1.html

Overall the graphics were solid though there were the occasional framerate hiccups. The controls remained tight, the reload animations very flashy, and the sounds immersive. This launch title is definitely looking to be a first rate game, we'll have more as it comes.

Gametrailers also have a couple new vids up, one of a multiplayer battle and another single player. Both looking very nice may i add!

Any doubts about this game have been put to bed now, Rare may well be back! MUST-HAVE!

Aussie
12-10-2005, 01:21 PM
Kameo Elements of Power

X05 Trailer (QT - 6.60 MB) (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=7952&type=mov&f=) , (WM - 6.07 MB) (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=7952&type=wmv&f=)
One of the best looking games on XB360.

X05 Cam Gameplay (QT - 34.8 MB) (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=8053&ype=mov&f=) , (WM - 34.6 MB) (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=8053&type=wmv&f=)
Monsters and more monsters

X05 Cam Gameplay HD (QT - 110 MB) (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=8054&type=mov&f=) , (WM - 101 MB) (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=8054&type=wmv&f=)
Monsters and more monsters

Perfect Dark Zero

X05 Multiplayer Cam (QT - 14.6 MB) (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=8055&type=mov&f=) , (WM - 15.5 MB) (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=8055&type=wmv&f=)
Duck and roll.

X05 Multiplayer Cam HD (QT - 47.0 MB) (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=8056&type=mov&f=) , (WM - 45.8 MB) (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=8056&type=wmv&f=)
Duck and roll.

X05 Cam Gameplay 3 (QT - 47.4 MB) (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=8057&type=mov&f=) , (WM - 49.5 MB) (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=8057&type=wmv&f=)
Just around the corner...

X05 Cam Gameplay 3 HD (QT - 148 MB) (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=8058&type=mov&f=) , (WM - 145 MB) (http://www.gametrailers.com/download.php?id=8058&type=wmv&f=)
Just around the corner...

Gametrailers (http://www.gametrailers.com/index.php)