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Ack. Too slow.

After arab_freak's mother says he has to get a job - thus meaning that people may think he lives in poverty - things turn nasty. "I DON'T WANT TO SELL MY WATCH!!!"

The new photographer for Max Power Magazine was swiftly given his P45.

"The new booth babes arent as energetic as they used to be."

Now that The Monster Raving Loony Party is taking control over England, new laws have been introduced, such as this one here:

it is illegal to not run down any old person that tries to wear stylish clothes.'

or

The 'What Not To Where' presenters - Trinny and Suzanna have started to give false advice to old mums who are desperate for a makeover.

New S.A.S. camoflage is put to the test.

Not a bad reply yet, all of them made me laugh.

New S.A.S. camoflage is put to the test.

lol, that was quite good

A common sight before crashtest dummies were introduced.

In Soviet Russia car drive you!

ROFLMAO!! :horse: :horse:

haha everyones is brilliant i can't think of a thing for this:D

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After the washing machine broke down, margaret thought of new ways to pleasure herself

A common sight before crashtest dummies were introduced.

That one really made me laugh

All of these comments are good so far, just wish I could think up one....

After pulling Big John's keys out of the pot, Maggie couldn't even wait to get to his house.

One day late but whatever.

That's the end, someone decide a winner and that winner gets a new image yadda yadda.

Well done, these ones were actually funny *goes to sleep*

So does Mr Odwin choose who wins this one?

I choose as the winner...

Mundi's "In Soviet Russia, CAR DRIVES YOU!"

Now, for the new image:

"Why yes, thank you, the pile of sick does bring out my eyes"

Fellow minions my plan is nearing completion. We will cover earth with molten cheese and salami. Man the pizza saucers!

another one:

Damn Americans and their hormone enhanced food.

and:

...ahh the radiated.

During Jabba's prostitutes and pizza party things start to go wrong as one whore is violently sick all over him.

George Bush recieved a great reception from the Iraqis as he made an official apology to them regarding the war.

If you look at the first page, you will see that I won the last round, and therefore gets to pick the winner.

And the winner is... Mr Odwin!

After arab_freak's mother says he has to get a job - thus meaning that people may think he lives in poverty - things turn nasty. "I DON'T WANT TO SELL MY WATCH!!!"

Congratulations. Have a complimentary pat on the beck.

^ nods.

Odwin chooses. Honestly don't worry about PMing me the image for quality control. You all know better than to use children, ethnic minorities and/or naked people.

I'll update the thread in the morning.

triforcemario's gone mad?

Anyway, a new image:

Man on Right: I'll give you a fiver for some bum fun

Boy on left: I'm only fixing your car mate.

"Are you sure putting this up your arse will help me change the oil?"