ReZourceman Posted August 3, 2008 Posted August 3, 2008 Anyone seen Mock The Week? Okay, the first round is you've got to say things that blah, and on this occasion it is ; Things You Shouldn't Hear At a Train Station Points will be decided on later. (Lets see if this woeks)
The fish Posted August 3, 2008 Posted August 3, 2008 "The train at platform five will be stopping at Stevenage"
Ashley Posted August 3, 2008 Posted August 3, 2008 Not entirely sure I understand the concept (never seen the show) so instead a true one from me I once heard while sat on the train; "Sorry for the delay to this service we currently do not have a driver."
Dyson Posted August 3, 2008 Posted August 3, 2008 "dude you djhoulfd tyotally jump rofl" "no stuf you do it" ok
Tellyn Posted August 3, 2008 Posted August 3, 2008 "Could the man with the explosive device strapped to his chest please leave the train at the next platform? Thank you."
gaggle64 Posted August 3, 2008 Posted August 3, 2008 "And now: today's timetable revisions, which will be sung by James Blunt."
Mundi Posted August 3, 2008 Posted August 3, 2008 "As a dare I will be conducting the train with a black fold over my eyes"
gARYgREATIE* Posted August 3, 2008 Posted August 3, 2008 "The train now arriving at platforms 1, 2 and 3 has just come in sideways."
martinist Posted August 3, 2008 Posted August 3, 2008 "if a virgin train departs from Edinburgh at 2:00pm for London traveling at a constant 70mph, how late will the train be"?
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted August 3, 2008 Posted August 3, 2008 Brilliant idea! I love that show! "Will the passenger in railroad car 3, 4 and 5 please leave the train. The train has exceeded the maximum weight capacity."
Roostophe Posted August 3, 2008 Posted August 3, 2008 "The train has been delayed due to a woman having splattered her insides all over the front of the train...You should see it, it's really fucking nasty! There's intestines all over one side and everything!"
Dyson Posted August 3, 2008 Posted August 3, 2008 The humor on this page alone has already surpassed everything the Caption Contest has thrown up in its' entire lifespan.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted August 3, 2008 Posted August 3, 2008 Dyson said: The humor on this page alone has already surpassed everything the Caption Contest has thrown up in its' entire lifespan. ReZ is an effing genius! (Feel free to quote.)
Slaggis Posted August 3, 2008 Posted August 3, 2008 gaggle64 said: "Welcome to Hull." My ribs hurt. I have experienced this, this man tells the truth. This has to win...
ReZourceman Posted August 3, 2008 Author Posted August 3, 2008 Dannyboy-the-Dane said: ReZ is an effing genius! (Feel free to quote.) Don't jave tp te;; rquxw.[/Touch type error] I mean Don't have to tell me twice. (PS, rules; a page is a round)
Dan_Dare Posted August 4, 2008 Posted August 4, 2008 gaggle64 said: "Welcome to Hull." Fresh said: *Evil Eyes* the man has a point. Uni aside, Hull licks balls.
Sheikah Posted August 4, 2008 Posted August 4, 2008 This train announcement was brought to you...THROUGH THE MEDIUM OF DANCE!
gaggle64 Posted August 4, 2008 Posted August 4, 2008 "I swear, if you little bastards don't quiet the fuck down back there, I'm going to turn this thing around and EVERYBODY gets to spend the holidays at home!"
Tellyn Posted August 4, 2008 Posted August 4, 2008 "I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHER F*#@%$G SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER F*#@%$G TRAIN!"
Dan_Dare Posted August 4, 2008 Posted August 4, 2008 Tellyn said: "I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHER F*#@%$G SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER F*#@%$G TRAIN!" winner. I always thought Bears on a Train would be a good sequel, actually.
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