Fancy a mysterious free game for your Wii today? Update: Winner revealed!

We're having a bit of a sort-out here at N-Europe HQ, and after much tidying up of take-aways, probing down the back of arm-chairs, and cleaning out of toilets (Nathan never, ever flushes, damn him) we've decided to give away a few odds and ends to you, our beloved readers.

Over the next week or so, we'll be setting a series of challenges to determine who really deserves the swag - and first up is a free mystery Wii game. To win it, you need to tell us as humorously as you're able exactly what you think Mr. Resetti could be saying in the picture below...

Update: Thanks for all your entries, guys and girls! The N-Europe team has been having a good chuckle reading through them all - even the scarily accurate Resetti rants (including PyroFlare's entry with Resetti moaning he never gets a night in with Mrs Resetti).

It was a tough choice - we especially enjoyed Dvd1986's Achmed the Dead Terrorist reference, Crazyreyn's short but sweet Phoenix Wright "Objection!" plus Ganepark32 and TFO's suggestions Resetti was singing either Celine Dion or James Blunt, not to mention Wengle's entry with Resetti actually RickRolling us all.

In the end though there can only be one winner. Right? Well no, actually - it's a tie!

Congrats to EatCheese for: "I knew I shouldn't have signed up for Jigglypuff singing lessons..."

and Stevo for: "...and that's how Fox learned to do a barrel roll. Goodnight children."

Which means we're getting rid of two mystery games: Sega Superstars Tennis and King of Clubs (no, not Wii Play, Matty_Gibbon you cheeky thing).

Give us an email guys so we can get your prizes to you: tom.phillips[at]n-europe.com

Everyone else, thanks for entering and we'll have another caption competition at the weekend, this one was rather fun :)