News: Enix America Closes
Posted 03 Feb 2003 at 19:37 by Ashley Jones
Enix America has shut due to the fact that Square will now be doing all their publishing in America so there is no need for Enix America.
When asked about the situation Justin Lucas, an Enix America spokesperson, quoted the movie Office Space.
"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire."
Official comments are expected soon by Enix or Square.