Ok, this is not strictly European Nintendo news, but I have a feeling you'll like this...

GROUP BUSTED FOR GIVING PORNO TWISTS TO VIDEO GAMES

Four men operating video game software stores in central Tokyo have been arrested after they tampered with video games so they "rewarded" winners with up to 1 minute's footage of hardcore pornographic videos, police said Saturday.

Yukio Omori, 54, of Minato-ku, operator of a video game software store, was arrested for proliferation of indecent images after he allegedly rigged games so winners could also watch pornography clips.

Three other men involved in the running of two competing shops located in the same store were also arrested for the same charge after they started altering their software upon seeing sale at Omori's outlet skyrocket.

Sales of software at Omori's shop more than doubled after he started tinkering with the contents, making it easier for players to win and showing them racy footage when they did so.

Police said the specific charge for which Omori was arrested involved him selling a game containing pornographic images on Feb. 26. (Mainichi and wire reports, March 6, 2004)

Well I don't know about you guys, but I sure do wish that Yukio Omori had a whole chain of these stores across the world :P

Maybe these guys should've stuck to selling normal games, like BMX XXX and DOA Beach Volleyball?

Anyone who gets where the title of this article is from wins a prize!